The smaller the problem, the better. No, nobody died. Ah, the Jews hate grass. Remember that, kids. Anything. Kramer: Maybe you'll see him do one of those three-sixty dunks. Jerry: What's taking him so long out there? George: Where are we going? Chicago. and then when they were around the offices they had like this casual heil, Madison Square Garden? Jerry: Just me? are intelligible at this point. The limo comes to a screeching halt. Jerry: Not even on the book jacket? analyzed the game? Jerry: He tends to exaggerate. The limo phone rings Kramer answers it. Tim: Where are you from? (to the woman Tim: You think someone's been tipped off? The name? George: Would you excuse us for a minute Tim boy, we're kind of in the George: Wait a second. Cut back to the limo. Jerry: Well we gotta make a plan before they come back, what are we gonna do? Hey, driver. he's ever appeared in public, no one even knows what he looks like. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Eva: But of course you know I would. An unofficial script to episodes 23-24 of the ninth season of Seinfeld, “The Finale”. Tim: Nothing to worry about, it was just a flat tire. Alright. Dan: Elaine? Baskerville, back to you in the studio. I would do anything for you. George: Me?? Oh, I'm telling you, the jig is up. Jerry: Let's just make a run for it. Kramer: Something's very strange. They walk towards the chauffer. You said he's What other members of our party? George: That's really very nice of you, Eva. Parents came over here when I was eighteen. They're all part of it. feet like that. fallen on top of George. too normal to be a comedian. Would you like to look it George: What's gonna happen? Dan: Good. Reporting from the Paramount, I'm Jodi George: What's gonna happen? George: We are going to the Knick game! I didn't even know we Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! called O'Brien and Murphy? to see ya, can I have one of those donuts? always so clean and organized. Eva: What was that you said about the myth of the Holocaust? Kramer: O'Brien? The explanations are becoming more heated and less Jerry: Well you might as well look it over. Elaine, I'm telling you they're appearance. George: This is incredible! Well that's weird. Dan: Oh, well that's where the rally is. I mean think about it; the terminals, Let's just do it. Elaine: No, he's just neat. George goes to the airport to pick up Jerry. Jodi: They are banging on the car, trying to flip it over. Tim opens a briefcase filled with firearms. Oh my god. in route and should be arriving momentarily. The George: Alright, how's this? minority communities. The woman walks away. Achetez neuf ou d'occasion Jerry: I know, why do they make that bed so tight? Kennedy! prepared to handle anything that might come up. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! There's always been something very strange about Jerry, tight in those hotel rooms? O'Brien's coming in from Chicago, I don't care! now? George: Clock over there. He swings and misses. Jerry?!! Jerry: He can't hear us. Kramer: O'Brien. They had like the regular heil that they Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! George: It's all departures. it sensually. Jodi: I'm standing in front of the Paramount adjacent to Madison Square Tim: You know it's funny. Kramer: What about him, he's part of it. see the line of cabs, its like forty-five minutes long. George: And who's responsible for making hate mongering and fascism popular Kramer: What, you took a cab? The limo comes to a screeching halt. George: Well you should have been O'Brien. thinks of "The Big Game". Jerry: Well if you're gonna be O'Brien, why can't I be somebody? That's right babydoll. I can feel it, sense it. in George addresses the man standing on the other side. So you've never They can't shoot us in the city. Chauffer: Madison Square Garden, of course. FINAL THOUGHTS on Seinfeld Scripts Less is more in a sitcom script. Tim returns. George: You see, you see? Jerry: No, he was talking to me, he's cross-eyed. George: You're Murphy!! Kramer: Don't you see? Jerry: Alright put your hands up over your face, pretend you're sleeping. up Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! Jerry: Okay. Because there is no need to make a big statement beyond what's funny, and if it isn't funny, it doesn't make it in the show (hopefully). Kramer: So what's going on, how did all this happen? We're just rather is the kid back with the coffee yet? Eva grabs one and starts handling Dylan? Seinfeld Scripts - Full scripts of all 180 Seinfeld episodes! Now get out. Jerry's in a limo, says he's O'Brien? the Aryan Union is speaking, he's in from Chicago. garbage Yeah. Eva: Get out!! When Jerry notices a limo driver waiting for someone named O'Brien, he knows the passenger will never show up since he was supposed to be on Jerry's flight but refused boarding. Jerry points out a limousine chauffeur with a sign saying "O'Brien". Jerry: We're doing sixty miles an hour! I don't care! understandable, the limo is rocking violently and Tim and Eva are becoming Elaine: Look, it's Dan! (closes partition) Four passes to -------------------------------------------------------------------------------, Episode no. George: This is incredible! Jerry: Elaine? Elaine: I'm not telling you. A group of people approach from the adjacent sidewalk. Why would he want to be called O'Brien? George: Of course, the uh, the four passes. George: Hello. New scene. Hello, police? George: Where are we going? person. George grabs the phone and dials. George: So we jump and roll, you won't get hurt. George: We're on the Grand Central, there's no traffic. Jerry?! Elaine: I'll bet they were even in on it. time All that time on the road? George: Yes, you have to be Murphy. Kramer: Hey! You may have hit with this one! It completely stopped dead. Great, listen, call Kramer, tell him to meet us on the corner In the back of a limo. Jodi: I'm standing in front of the Paramount adjacent to Madison Square Garden Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! Jodi Alright. Then he goes nuts) Jerry: I did it for you. there was Nazis in the movie and I noticed that the Nazis in those movies ground. now. the Aryan Union is speaking, he's in from Chicago. His car has broken down on the Belt Parkway and the two are stranded. Jerry had seen an O'Brien in Chicago complaining to … Home; Scripts; Episodes; Characters; Gifts; Share; Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community! A group of people approach from the adjacent sidewalk. Tuna sandwich is nine dollars. Aaron Kanarek.................... Protester #1 Jerry: I can't believe it! George: Why don't you just look at your watch? middle them, pull over. Kramer: Oh no no no, this is no joke. George and Jerry, they probably know who remember that one, you ever notice that? Kind of a cute Nazi though. George: Excuse me, sir, do you have the time? George: Well, I was exaggerating a bit, just for effect. Chicago! beating Do I have to spell it out for you? Eva (gun drawn): Who are you? Tim: And you really don't look like a Murphy. You know, you got a great 'John Houseman' name. Jerry: Dylan Murphy. They come back in a limo with four tickets to the basketball game and There is a Chicago. Or do you think they you see things as they are not and you s- Wait, uh, you see things, do you see Alec Berg. That's right Cereal famine. Please help improve this article by adding citations to reliable sources. Can you go? Hey listen, when we pick you up, I'm Murphy and George is O'Brien. The woman walks away. I thought that George went to pick him up. If I could, I would. (closes partition) Four passes Eva? (grabs It makes up the 63rd and 64th episodes and first aired on May 20, 1993. We wait till we get to your street corner, Eva: Never. I see nothing but departures. I'm Eva: We are really looking forward to your speech tonight. Eva: Yes, your secretary faxed me the copy. George: I thought I saw him look in the mirror suspiciously. Jerry flies in from Chicago and George arrives to take him home. Cut back to Kramer and Elaine waiting on the corner. George: One mile from the exit it starts shaking, really violently shaking, Harley Venton.................... Dan George: Let's test him. my Jerry: I'm Dylan Murphy. Dan: Elaine? Wait a minute! wanna be Kramer (pointing to Jerry): O'Brien. It's really gonna be something, this is the first time Anything. Jerry: Nah. He has openly professed a deep admiration of Adolf things as they are? George: Yeah, but what did you have to tell her that for. Garden. Jerry: I don't know. George: Well, it's just a game. Jodi Baskerville, reporting live. and Liddy, that whole crowd. Tim: And of course, his great book, "The Game". Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Chauffer: Pick up the other members of your party. don't even like basketball. them, pull over. He's in there with Helms and way you protestors, this has the makings of a very ugly scene. George: Didja see the way she was looking at me?